Rails Mob Begins Self-destruction Ahead of Schedule

The big news from the Rails world is that some major Ruby Masters of the Universe (including DHH, Rails Dictator for Life) feel that porn and erotic images are a cool way to present Ruby on Rails to the public. If you don't agree with these Ruby Leaders, be prepared to hear "F. U. You're just a dumb American prude. Get over it!"

CouchDB presenter Matt Aimonetti slapped the crowd in the face with some heartfelt sexism in his amateurish Gogaruco 15-minutes in the spotlight. When some observers had the temerity to be offended and dismayed, they were denounced as prudes because they didn't get his "sense of humor." Judge for yourself: http://tinyurl.com/cukfou and http://www.loudthinking.com/

The argument from Aimonetti and Emperor DHH is that there's nothing wrong with glorifying the female form. We can all agree with that. And, they go on to state that it's completely appropriate for Ruby Alpha Male Studs to inject erotic images into business presentations because it's just a "natural" thing for an alpha male to do. Sure it is! How can we disagree with our Betters? We prudes have to understand that these big-brained, testosterone-driven programmer studs can't help themselves.

I get shivers waiting for news from RailsConf (the next big Ruby Event). I just know that the CouchDB presenter will employ a smorgasbord of bodily functions to present his product. I'm hoping that he'll do something "natural", like urinate on his admirers in the front row, then take a big dump on the stage. Too bad I won't be there to see it.

It must be great to have big balls like these guys. I wonder, where can I get some of that Ruby on Rails Master of the Universe Kool-Aid they're drinking?